Recent funnies

(starts dancing as we leave a restaurant)
"DIS IS THE feeAYter! WATCH ME DANCING! YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH AT THE feeAYter!!!!

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We have a tradition during family dinners for each family member to answer 3 questions about the day: What was your favorite thing about today? What was your least favorite? What do you hope happens tomorrow?

Recently, we all took a turn, and John thought Ollie should have a turn.

"Ollie's favorite part of the day was when we snuggled and watched Tarzan. He doesn't remember that that was yesterday not today, because he's a dog.
Ollie's not favorite part of the day was when we played with the orange balloon because he was scared.
Ollie hope tomorrow happens that we don't play with the orange balloon tomorrow!"

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John has his first girlfriend! "Leah is my best friend. She is like Sleeping Beauty and I am like Prince Philip and we get married. This is how Leah kisses (kisses me on the cheek) because you have to kiss when you get married. Mommy, when I am grown up, you have to remind me where Leah lives so I can go to her house and rescue her. Because that's what princes do, rescue princesses."

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Mispronunciations that are on their way out that I will miss:

Eye catch = Eye patch
Miss Sneffanie = Miss Stephanie

Mispronunciations that are still in full effect:

Chickmunk = Chipmunk
Naybe = Maybe
Asscited = Excited
Miss Kenzie = Mackenzie

New catchphrases:

"I'm so asscited! I can't wait!"
"That's so cute"
"I know that, but..." proceeds to try to talk us into his point of view.

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He still says he wants a Thor birthday party when he turns four. He can't say the TH sound yet, so it comes out For. So he thinks he is being super clever. "Do you fink that is a great idea? I will have a FOR party when I'm FOUR!"