Saturday, December 17, 2016

Fall 2016

Danny told the office staff at school that instead of helping John with his swords, he just watched "Ketchup Boys" with Daddy.  (Pet Shop Boys)

D:  "Did God make science?"

Danny calls Famous Footwear Fantasy Shoe Store. He calls Jason's Deli Jason's Jelly.

Danny is full on sounding out words aloud and even silently. Sometimes he starts from the right, but when he starts from the left he is correct. Bed, box, dig, dig, no, fun, hug, hot.

Danny: What if there was no 'Don't' sign on the ghost sign on the ghostbusters car?  Then the ghosts would come and drive it!

Me:  Guess what?  Daddy's going to Seattle tomorrow!
Danny:  Oh no! You should have said "Guess...sad."

Me: Want 5 minutes to play with your Alfie robot?
Danny: I want to name my alpha robot Bob.

Andy does an act with one of Danny's bears who is apparently Southern. One night, Danny got into the act. "I do declare I'm Blue-bee Bear!"  Later we were reading Thanksgiving books and I asked what he was thankful for. "DIXIE."

Both spent an afternoon singing "the freaks come out at night" all day long. With variations like "the lunch comes out at lunchtime"

John had an oral surgery, a frenectomy. He kept calling it his "frenenemy" like rhyming with anemone.

D:  I don't remember getting made. When God made us.  Mom, put that on your block. (Blog)

Danny, at dinner: "I dropped a Mac and chee.  [apparently that's the singular.]. There's more where that came from!"  Then I was loading his fork with Mac and cheese so we could finish quickly. I said, "ok, it's loaded."  He put the bite in his mouth and started tracing circles in the air over and over. I asked what he was doing. "The eating part is loading now."

Me (after sending Andy the boys' Santa photo) Daddy  says muy guapo. That means very handsome in Spanish.
Danny: Mommy, you're very magappo.

Danny in bath, to bath toy:  Hey guys, have you ever been swimming?  Do you want to go swimming?
"Chewbacca": Ok, I suppose. I hope I don't get my hair wet.