John's plans for the future

John is planning to adopt three kids (because he doesn't want to get married because love is yucky.)  The oldest boy will be named Leonardo, the next boy will be named Thomas. For the girl's name, he wanted to name her after a state, so after some discussion, decided on Virginia.

Also, he stuck his toes (in flip flops) into a puddle and declared, "My toes are skinny dipping!"  He doesn't really know what skinny dipping is; he thinks it's just swimming. He heard it on the kids' special "So You Want To Be President", in which a president went skinny dipping and a reporter caught him and sat on his clothes until he gave an interview.